pxterquill:

I have a plan. You have a plan?I have part of a plan. 

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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itscarororo:

mrockefeller:

Here are all five spreads from the pokemon zine I made for Light Grey Art Lab!

The show is now open, so if you’re in the Minneapolis area, you should definitely go check it out. You can find more information about the show here.

I will be printing more of these zines in the future and will let you know when they are for sale!

:O

"I think that may have been my little nod to Mr. Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye. I guess you could interpret it in different ways but we thought it would be nice to have something that was a little bit personal for the Widow. You kind of forget, because she’s such a badass, you kind of forget that she’s still a woman and that she has her interpersonal relationships in life outside of work.”
-Scarlett Johansson on Black Widow’s arrow necklace

sebadasstian-stan:

sebastian stan in a nutshell (x)

isjustprogress:

#natasha is used to acting

[insp.]

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

The best ship in the Universe…

rosehatahway:

lydia week: day three - favorite relationship/friendship

"and you are my new best friend"

Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie on Chris Evans’ left boob grabbing problem (x)

your name is James Buchanan Barnes

(you’re my friend)

Anonymous: HEY! This may be kinda weird and random but I was just wondering, as a non-binary pre-med student how you feel about that one post going around about crossing off male/female on medical forms and writing 'genderqueer' because it's all over my dash and I feel really conflicted about it???

neuwsies:

okay well first off all it’s important to note that I’m not actually a doctor yet so I still don’t have any authority, really. Everything I’m about to say is 100% just my view and not at all fact and I’d appreciate if nobody misquotes me on this.

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