May 2013
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friend: hey the exam is today i am so nervous i studied for like four hours was that enough do you think i did the review packet three times how much did you study
me:
me: one
me:
me: one study
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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:
mrloopysquirrel:
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
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peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
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nicotinehearts:
omigawdmatt:
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
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cyberthug13:
dam can you imagine a porno with good acting
like oscar worthy
makin you cry and shit while you jackin off
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… the socialization of boys regarding masculinity is often at the expense of...
– Don McPherson, former NFL quarterback, feminist and educator (via albinwonderland)
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itslevilosa:
sokkalogical:
seeing other artists ‘doodles’
i was just bored during class my ass.
harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
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jennabobenna10:
Tyler and a Teen Wolf production designer give some insight in Derek’s new digs!
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sterekdestiel:
aulli:
sterekdestiel:
do you know why there’s going to be a lot of memory-stealing this season
because deucalion is blind remember this
it’s the only way deucalion can see the others
WHY are we so abso-fucking-lutely sure that he’s blind because he wore aviators inside?
You know who wears sunglasses inside?
Douchebags with egos the size of Montana.
Know what Deucalion...
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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
carthaginiansandelephants:
kansasprincess97:
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sleepingwithsharma:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
14 million ! whohoo!
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
niggayougay:
MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
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elegantlydisastrous:
witch-breed:
do you ever stop and think
wow
DreamWorks actually went on and rescheduled the whole goddamn movie
just because they wanted Dylan O’Brien
that is how goddamn talented he is
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but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor: brb
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amoying:
it takes a minute to join tumblr and an eternity to leave
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tardis221b:
tardis221b:
do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural
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onlyfourcharacterslive:
stolenpandorica:
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kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
ahahaha no
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forevercryingbecausemerlin:
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jared is basically the size of a door
I looked at this and looked at my door like 5 times…
i just looked at my door too and i jumped
I just went and stood in front of my door
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beneca-crane:
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
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gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
If ye had theh chaance teh cheange...